+1 poet pain in the head

[nodreamsorhonor]

Hello everyone, I am Alec and I bring with me one trouble causing, temperamental former SOLDIER 1st Class Genesis Rhapsodos. For those not familiar with him, all you need to know is that he's the guy in Crisis Core that sprouted bad poetry, kept on trying to kill Zack and ended up getting dragged off by Deep Ground because he's Gackt that special. He comes from that point in the game where Sephiroth went nuts, Angeal is dead and Cloud and Zack are guests of the good doctor Hojo.

So he's a bit bitter about everything, and is Not Happy about being a mere Scholar. (He also has Red Mage buuuuut he's not listening to anyone because he is feverish and sick and rotting~)

I'm on my phone so probably made some mistakes but you can catch me on PLURK as mwingzero. I'll finish setting things up after work but for now:

Nothing shall forestall my return~

Comments

[wear_tear_rust]

That's an interesting spelling of Angeal's name. He shall be dubbed Qngral from here on!

Hi there! I'm Odie, and nice to see that you're with us!

[nodreamsorhonor]

YOU SAW NOTHING NOTHING

[wear_tear_rust]

That's not a bad name for a chocobo.

I didn't see anything. Nope, I sure didn't. Wow, look at that wild bird.

[nodreamsorhonor]

....Sudden image of Genesis trying to tame a chocobo and then asking Angeal for advice just as the chocobo grabs him and runs so what comes out is Qngral and thus the chocobo will only answer to that.

[wear_tear_rust]

Sorry, but I'm laughing so any typos that come of it, totally my fault. :) That mental image...*dies*

Genesis! No, bad chocobo! *calls his own and gives chase*

[nodreamsorhonor]

Well. It is a funny idea.

Poor Genesis on his faithful steed Qngral.

[wear_tear_rust]

It really is. I think that would be glorious since these chocobos might not behave the same as the ones they know back home. Man, Kalm would be really nice to have around. :)

[nodreamsorhonor]

yes, yes it would be :3

[wear_tear_rust]

And don't worry, Angeal will try to keep the bugs under control...sort of. Ah, the garden things.

[nodreamsorhonor]

it would be funny if they all decide to share a house one of these years.

[wear_tear_rust]

Yes, yes it would. The SOLDIER House must become a thing. (Heh, let's just hope that everyone else can tolerate their craziness.)

Angeal's going to be pretty busy making sure that everyone's eating properly and exercise will be a thing. Why? Uh...have you seen his father? Nope, not having it.

Spars in the back yard, moogles taking bets and running for their lives...life's good man.

[nodreamsorhonor]

They can make Zack and Cloud live in the basement or something. Genesis will demand the best room and he and his not!sister will get in fights over the mirrors or something every morning.

[wear_tear_rust]

That'll definitely have to happen. Of course Angeal will give both Genesis the best he has because, well, family and all that. But then, there's Sephiroth and...wow, the headaches keep coming.

Fights over the mirrors. XD NGL, that's going to be fun and not to mention bathroom time. He's going to need a lot of aspirin.

[nodreamsorhonor]

Family, yes... They ar elike DNA half-brothers or something right? Sharing the same mother genes... And yes, then there is Sephiroth and they really have a lot of issues to work out to live together again.

They should just ask for permission to build themselves a huge house for twenty people.

[wear_tear_rust]

Yeah, thankfully that he didn't get the Hollander Effect *cough*.

That...might take some doing and a lot of convincing, but I can see that poor house just getting addition after addition just to keep up.

Project names aside, they're essentially half-brothers on Jenova's side, I think.

[nodreamsorhonor]

What a messed up family. They also have Cloud and all the other pieces of Seph and......

Yeah just keep on building onto the house and make it into this crazy building with weird stairways and stuff.

[wear_tear_rust]

Oh man, it'll be known as the House of Jenova. *SHOT*

[nodreamsorhonor]

Yup, the House of SOLDIER might be better. Or House of the PLANET. Or just 'those people are crazy' house.

[wear_tear_rust]

It's better than "Lazard's Looney Bin". House of SOLDIER sounds better. But yes, it's one great big messed up family.

[desertbloomed]

Hi Alec, I'm Tohim, I'll be playing Ashelia here. Looking forward to playing with you

[nodreamsorhonor]

Hello, Tohim! Nice to meet you 83

[headfons]

Hello, Alec! I'm Chaos. I'm going to be playing Luke from Tales of the Abyss. I look forward to playing my protag off of Genesis~

[nodreamsorhonor]

Hello Chaos! Nice to meet you and I know Genesis will have fun or set Luke on fire 83

[shinrasfinest]

Alec, there is nothing at all right about those above statements!

Haha, as far as Sephiroth is concerned Genesis is the crazy. obsessed one.

[nodreamsorhonor]

I know more than you so there :P

Genesis is still the brat even though he's the eldest. Sorta.

[shinrasfinest]

You do. Doesn't make any of it right!

Genesis is the brat, it's that spoiled upbringing of his.

[nodreamsorhonor]

But but but everyone must feel my pain!

...he is also a dramallama and everything. Just don't let him discover the world of music, or he'll start writing songs.

[shinrasfinest]

Just keep that pain safely on the other side of the residential areas and we'll have no problems. xD

...dramalamalamalama.

[nodreamsorhonor]

But he needs to bug Sephiroth all the time! Because he is that way.

Whine whine whine whine whine

[iknowtheconsequences]

Hello, Kaji here, I got enabled by half the rest of the FFVII cast. I really like Genesis, and I look forward to hopefully working with you.

[urnotafraid]

It's going to to be fun, especially since my second character is this yakuza brat not!Gackt